Ben's Chairs in Rockaway, NJ Closed now

Reviews about Ben's Chairs

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  April 18, 2019, by Mark Gallagher
  The chairs are really nice, well-built, and comfortable, but I made the mistake of showing up during a party or family event. A little balding man carrying a beer showed me around to look at 2 floor models that were in a shed. I had to walk through a yard full of drunks and hillbilly music. A woman wouldn't let me look at the chairs unless I listened to her talk about "poppy rocks" or "puppy luck" or something, but I really couldn't understand her because she was slurring her speech. She honestly wouldn't let up and actually spilled some wine out of her thermos. My partner Bruce came down to see what was taking so long and this lady started showing him pictures of her grandchildren. Now was my chance to look at the chairs. I walked into the shed and found that little man asleep in the chair! Needless to say, I was sold! Bruce and I tied the chair and the little drunk to the roof and started driving back to the city. We were halfway through the tunnel when that crazy lady popped up from the back seat looking for crushed ice. The chair, the elf, and that crazy grandmother are still on our fire escape.